Anti-Pickup Line #9

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What it says

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from
Heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees
When I crawled up from hell.

Funny thing is, this is exactly what my friend would say. She would either say that or say "Aww, that's so sweet." You never know with her.

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