TEXTING || ALBERTO ROSENDE

ONE - YOU ARE CUTE IN A CREEPY WAY.

unknown number: is this the weird dude who told me he loved me when i gave him pasta this afternoon?

alberto: YES

unknown number: well hello

unknown number: i was bored so i thought why not text this dude

unknown number: and now here i am

unknown number: texting a man i don't know

alberto: my name is alberto :)

unknown number: mine is mia

mia: and you look really familiar

alberto: oh yeah, my name is alberto rosende

mia: kay, cool

mia: that doesn't tell me anything though

mia: mine is mia cavalieri if that was what you wanted to know?

alberto: just google my name and you'll understand

mia: OH

mia: YOU ARE THE CUTE BUT ANNOYING GUY ON SHADOWHUNTERS

mia: SETH OR SOMETHING

alberto: simon lewis

mia: he sang my favorite song in the first episode

mia: it was beautiful

alberto: thank you

mia: but why did you cry when i served you your pasta?

alberto: i love pasta

alberto: and i was on a non-carb diet for like six months

mia: i could never go without pasta for six months

mia: but that is also because i eat at my parents' house on sundays and we are italian so

mia: and my mother's speciality is lasagna so there goes that

alberto: pasta is great

mia: i know

mia: i love it more than pizza

alberto: me too!

alberto: finally someone who understands

alberto: i have met my soulmate

mia: okay, turn it down a notch haha

mia: you are cute in a creepy way

mia: and it's sunday

mia: which means i'm late for dinner

mia: good bye, alberto

alberto: bye mia :)