they have been dating for seven years, the twins are two and brook is twelve
alberto: hey, where did you go?
mia: i'm peeing
alberto: you've been gone for twenty minutes
mia: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PEE WHILE WEARING A WEDDING DRESS?
alberto: no?
alberto: i can't believe we got married
alberto: i'm so happy
mia: yeah, me too
mia: i would be extra happy if i knew how to pee
mia: while wearing this, i mean
mia: i know how to pee
alberto: mia, calm down
alberto: i already know that you know how to pee
mia: they are playing p!atd, why are they playing that in a bathroom
mia: AHAHHAA
mia: i'm taking a piss with brendon urine
alberto: dear god
alberto: that is actually funny though
alberto: i'm applauding you
mia: thank you, my husband
alberto: anyday, my wife
mia: are you sure the kids will be okay with matt and elizabeth for two weeks?
alberto: yeah, they'll be fine
alberto: nico will probably play with vicki a lot
mia: if they stay friends until they are older, then they can really say that they've been friends since they were in diapers
alberto: yep
mia: okay, i'm done peeing
alberto: thank god
alberto: you've been gone for thirty minutes
mia: THIS DRESS IS DIFFICULT OKAY
alberto: whatever
alberto: now come here, my love
mia: i'm on my way
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TEXTING || ALBERTO ROSENDE
Fanfictionunknown number: is this the weird dude who told me he loved me when i gave him his pasta this afternoon? alberto: YES [THE SECOND BOOK IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA SERIES - SHADOWHUNTERS CAST EDITION.]
