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🥈nd MOST READ TLC FANFIC
❝I'm never going to let my guilt from everything go away. Why do I torture myself with these dreams?❞ -Levana
❝Well...I'm an escort-droid and you're a Lunar guard. Isn't that a big hint?❞ -Iko
❝What happened at...
Cress: Thorne, we've got a problem... Thorne: What is it? Cress: It's Iko. She won't stop singing... Thorne: Oh no... Cress: I can't even tell what it is she's singing. Her programming must be off or something, though. It sounds like a terrified baby ibex dying while falling off a cliff and grunting in pain! Thorne: Wow. That's a...very descriptive...sound...thing Cress: look at this!
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Cress: now look at this!
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Cress: There should never, ever be one of the first things falling off the second while it is grunting in pain and dying! Thorne: I get your point. Thorne: I'll go and...stop her, or something. Cress:*sighs* Thank you. Thorne: Just promise me one thing. Cress: What? Thorne: That once I stop those horrible whale— Cress: ibex! Thorne: —ibex noises, you'll replace them with the beautiful sound of an aria. Cress: I think I can do that. *smiles* Thorne: ...Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rescue a dying baby goat! Cress: IBEX!
BookdragonBethnot exactly what you had in mind, but, well...
please send me some ideas and i'll credit you because i've got nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
