Thorne: Hey, Kai. Where's your niece?
Kai: For all the stars! She's not my niece!
Thorne: Fine! Where is your lost princess?
Kai: *massages temple*
Thorne: So, do you know where your girlfriend is or not?
Kai: *blushes* She's not my-
Thorne: Aces! Your Majesty of emperorness. Where is Cinder?
Kai: Why do you need to know that?
Thorne: So...I guess that means you don't know where she is. I guess I'll just have Cress track her down. Again.
Kai: Wait...WHAT?!?
Thorne: Nothing. Bye! *deletes comm link*
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Fanfiction☾COMPLETED☽ 🥈nd MOST READ TLC FANFIC ❝I'm never going to let my guilt from everything go away. Why do I torture myself with these dreams?❞ -Levana ❝Well...I'm an escort-droid and you're a Lunar guard. Isn't that a big hint?❞ -Iko ❝What happened at...
