React and Reason (Series finale!)

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Previously on React and Reason:
Our writer Satan has found reasons by Twihards as to why Twilght is better than Harry Potter. It has reasoned with these Twihard "facts" and opinions and now, we are in the last chapter. Enjoy!

Vampires have also been around for a long time

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Vampires have also been around for a long time. Like, really? Also, Jo created an entirely new world. Stephanie just took a gloomy town and added vampires. That sparkle. And that aren't scary. Like, at all.
And Twihards, don't try and tell me "Well, you'd be scared if they came after you."
Dude, I've faced much scarier things than sparking people with super speed and sharp teeth.
Of Edward came after me, I would just laugh in his face. And then walk away. Because I am literally Xander.
"I laugh in the face of danger. And then I run and hide."
Just kidding. But I literally would laugh at Edward. Especially if it were during the day.

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(Jk, I am something far from Queen)

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