(James)
Avengers, Assemble for party!
^-^(Francis)
Party? For what?
(James)
*rolls eyes* our victory over Ultron party! Duh!
(Francis)
I knew that.
(James)
😡
(Francis)
Quit telling me you're a red-head! I already know!
(James)
😡😡😡
(Francis)
Ah! The three-headed dog, Cerberus!
(James)
*blows top so hard it goes into Tony's armor room and destroys all his Iron Man suits*
(Tony)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My precious babies! Francis, for once I'm MAD at your sarcasm! 😡
(Francis)
Oh, no! It's the curse of James!
(Pym)
What?
(Francis)
Tony's head just turned red because of James!
(Pym)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs away on account of the curse of James*(Francis)
No, wait! Pym! I didn't mean- I was just being sarcastic!
(Azari)
See what your sarcasm has cost you? 😛
(Francis)
😡
(Azari)
*gasps* the curse of James has caught you!
(Francis)
Ugh! Torrun, help me!
(Torrun)
*goes to refill Barq's root beer and pop corn for the fifth time*
(Francis)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(Azari)
*laughs head off*
(Tony)
Yes! I rebuilt my suits!
[Azari's head crashes into a button on the hulkbuster suit and a laser blasts and destroys all the Iron Man suits including itself]
(James)
Woah! O.O that was just CREEPY!
(Tony)
😨
(Azari)
Oh. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm so--
(Tony)
😭😭😭
(Bruce)
*applauds on the destruction of the hulkbuster*
(Azari)
Whew! At least I got my head back on!
^-^(Francis)
*backs away from Azari*
(Azari)
Aw. 😓
(Francis)
Alright, guys. I'm sorry I caused you all that trouble. We can get to the party now!
(James)
Yay! ^-^
(Tony)
-_- Not until I fix all my suits! -_-
(Everyone else)
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Next Avengers Texts
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