(Thing)
Avengers, Assemble fer Poker!
(James)
Hey! That's MY line! 😡 and who let YOU in!?!?
(Thing)
The poker king said so.
(James)
Hm. *rubs chin* lemme see that king card.
(Thing)
*hands James King card*
(James)
*reads card*
FRANCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!
(Francis)
Yes? O_O
(James)
YOU CINNAMON ROLL!!! 😡
Whoops. Sorry. That just blurted out of me. 😁
(Azari)
I know. You've used that word before.
(James)
-_- I wasn't talking to you! -_-
(Francis)
No matter. Off with his head!
(James)
Ahem? That's the queen of hearts' line!
(Torrun)
Wait. That's MY line!?!? *jaw drops*
(Francis)
Yep.
(Torrun)
Ok. *weakly* "off w/ his head." Whatever.
(Francis)
That's my girl! 😉
(James)
Wait. YOUR girl? O.o
(Francis)
Uh-oh. O.O
(Torrun)
Listen, bro, I can explain...
(James)
Ah, no time for that. *changes francis' King card into Joker card*
(Francis)
Oh, sure. You can spell "Joker" w/ a capitalization, but you can't give MY NAME one! 😡
(James)
*wriggles eyebrows*
(Thing)
So, are we playin' Poker?
(Francis)
Only if you beat up this jester card. *points at james*
(James)
Hey! You didn't even get MY capitalization right! 😡
(Francis)
So? You didn't get MINE right!
(James)
Yeah, but-- OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
[thing has punched James in the gut]
(thing)
What the-- hey! Cut that out, ArafinweCarnesir!
(Me)
*wriggles eyebrows*
(thing)
Cut it out or I'll kill you!
(Me)
Ok! Ok! *changes 'thing' into 'Thing.'*
(Thing)
Whew! Good grief!
(bruce)
Yeah. Now let's just play Po-- HEY!
(Me)
*laughs so hard I turn green*
(bruce)
Now I'LL turn green! *turns into Hulk* HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!!
(James)
Uh-oh.
(Me)
'Uh-oh'? What do you mean 'uh-oh'?
(bruce)
*runs up to kill ArafinweCarnesir*
(Me)
Ah! Alright I'll change it! *changes 'bruce' into 'Bruce.'*
(James)
Alright! Let's just play Poker and forget about this!
*whispers to Francis* after game, hallway. You and me. Alone. *does the 'I've got my eye on you' symbol*
YOU ARE READING
Next Avengers Texts
HumorAre you ready for a Next Avengers text book? I hope you are! The Next Avengers carry on in the texting where their parents left off. Hope you enjoy! ArafinweCarnesir!
