No kidding. There actually IS a Civil War II comic series coming later this year.
(Francis)
Hey, guys! Where's James?
(Tony)
He said something about reading old newspapers.
[James stomps into the chatroom and slams the door]
(James)
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!
(Tony)
😳 *whimpers* yes?
(Francis)
Ooo, hoo! 😃 *takes out video camera*
(James)
You got my dad thrown in jail! Nobody does anything like that to my dad and stays alive!
(Nick)
Alright, Tony. I want my position as director of S.H.I.E.L.D. back.
(Henry)
WHAT!?!? YOU WERE DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D., TONY!?!?!?! 😧
(Tony)
Yes! 😄 proud of me?
(Henry)
😑 heck, no!
(Tony)
😧What!? 😟
(Henry)
You can barely direct Stark industries!
(James)
Enough talk! Who's w/ me?
(Tony)
Azari's w/ me! *grabs Azari*
(Azari)
What the—hey! 😠
(Tony)
Well, your dad was w/ me!
(Azari)
That's just because he thought that James' "Uncle Bucky" killed my Grandpappy.
(Vision)
Can I rejoin you, Tony?
(Tony)
Heck, no! You took over my armor!
(Vision)
😳 did not.
(Thor)
Here, hold this, Vision. *tosses hammer*
[Vision catches the hammer and falls to the ground]
(Thor)
Aha! That proves he's lying! >:-D
(James)
How 'bout you, Henry?
(Henry)
I dunno.
(Francis)
Don't worry, James. I got this.
*clears throat* *in sing-song-y voice* hey Henry, your Uncle Scotty was on James' dad's side.
(Henry)
I VOTE TEAM JAMES! *raises hand*
(Rhodey)
I'm w/ you till the end of the line, Tony!
(Bucky)
MY line!
(James)
Uncle Bucky? Aren't you supposed to be in the cyrofreeze?
(Bucky)
Oh, no. I've cured myself of the brainwashing.
(Zemo)
Longing...
(Bucky)
:O *gets back in cyrofreeze*
(Zemo)
Ha ha!
(Bruce)
*kicks Zemo back to Siberian stronghold*
(Jen)
Hi, guys! Long time no see!
(Bruce)
What are you doing, Jen?
(Jen)
I was in that Civil War II comic.
(Henry)
You were in a comic book!?
(Torrun)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE-HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could you signeth my autograph!?!?!?!?
(Jen)
Oooooooook? *signs picture of She-Hulk holding up Statue of Liberty*
(Thor)
Hey, Torrun, try out these pop-of-tarts!
(Francis)
*runs in slo-mo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Torrun)
Mm. Pretty good.
(Francis)
No! She ate the accursed fatteners! 😭
(Torrun)
What? 😕 It's not like I'm gonna eat them day and night.
(Francis)
Whew! That was close!
(James)
😁 Enough! Time is being taken off of Civil War II!
Hey, Stark...👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
(Francis)
Hey, "Futurist", take this! *shoots explosive arrow*
(Tony)
Truce! Truce! Truce! 😵
(Bruce)
Hulk Smash!
(Tony)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬
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Next Avengers Texts
HumorAre you ready for a Next Avengers text book? I hope you are! The Next Avengers carry on in the texting where their parents left off. Hope you enjoy! ArafinweCarnesir!
