Lost eyeliner

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*Everyone has logged on*

ByunBacon: Has anyone seen my new eyeliner? ಠ_ಥ

ParkingChanyeol: No

Sehunnie: Nope

LuluDeer: Nah

Laynicorn: You got new eyeliner? (;一_一)

Suhoe: Baekhyun please don't get mad at us again when you had it in the first place

SatanSoo: He probably does have it. It's just an excuse to hit me

ByunBacon: It's not an excuse it is a serious matter! Now who took my eyeliner!! (¬_¬)

KungFuPanda: Why do you even wear eyeliner? Its for girls!

Mr.Galaxy: Why does every conversation end up with the word girl or girls in it?

JongBAE: Because half of our group are like girls.

LuluDeer: Chen I swear if you're referring to me I will slap you in the face

Suhoe: No violence any more children

Mr.Galaxy: How will they learn to survive in the outside world then?

Suhoe: Kris!! Life is not about violence!

Mr.Galaxy: There is never any violence in the Galaxy.

KimKaiii: Baekhyun hyung can't you just get new eyeliner

ByunBacon: NO!! That was limited edition eyeliner!!

JongBAE: Everybody say no~!

Mr.Galaxy: Chen, chatrooms are not your style

JongBAE: And Galaxy isn't your style!

Mr.Galaxy: I hope you get lost in the Galaxy forever and you never come back

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

BaoziBuns: Anyone got any food?

Baekhyun: Anyone got my LIMITED EDITION EYELINER?

BaoziBuns: Does that mean no? ಠ~ಠ

KungFuPanda: I'm pretty sure it's no hyung

BaoziBuns: Chen come and get some coffee with me

JongBAE: Okay hyung!!

Suhoe: Be safe and don't get spotted by fans!!!

JongBAE: Okay Grandpa

*JongBAE logged off*

*BaoziBuns logged off*

KimKaiii: Can I go get chicken?

Suhoe: No, we had that last night and there would've been leftovers if you didn't decide to have a midnight snack

KimKaiii: They're allowed to get coffee but I can't get chicken? That's so unfair!!!!!

Sehunnie: I feel like Chen should've been here to sing unfair

LuluDeer: I feel like you love Chen more than our bubble tea relationship

Sehunnie: Lets go get bubble tea then!!

LuluDeer: Okay!!

*Sehunnie logged off*

*LuluDeer logged off*

KimKaiii: Wow so they can go and get what they want but I can't. I see who your favourites are.

*KimKaiii logged off*

ByunBacon: I WANT MY EYELINER!

ParkingChanyeol: Go check your eyeliner collection and if it isn't there we'll go on a rampage in Kyungsoo's room, Okay hyung?

ByunBacon: Okay Channie~~

*ByunBacon logged off*

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

Suhoe: Kyungsoo give it back

SatanSoo: I actually didn't take it this time

KungFuPanda: No one believes you hyung.

SatanSoo: I'm not crazy enough to take his eyeliner. He would murder me, no one touches his eyeliner.

Laynicorn: I have this pencil that I am trying to draw with but whenever I do draw it's really bold and thick. Is that normal.

Suhoe: Lay where did you get that from?

Laynicorn: I don't remember, I think Baekhyun's room. Why??

SatanSoo: And you were all blaming me

*SatanSoo logged off* 

KungFuPanda: Should I give Lay hyung my Wushu?

Suhoe: I think you should

*KungFuPanda logged off*

Laynicorn: Why do I need his wushu stick?

Suhoe: Because that 'Penicl' is Baekhyun's limited edition eyeliner

Laynicorn: Oh. Oops, should I return it or put it in Kyungsoo's room?

Suhoe: Put it in Baekhyun's room but make sure he doesn't see you.

Laynicorn: Alright

*Laynicorn logged off* 

Suhoe: Why are the kids so aggressive and clueless???

*Suhoe logged off*

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I love how Lay forgets things. It's so bootyful ;-;

I made a Meanie couple fanfic because I ship them hard.

Like Kaisoo

;-;

Poor Kai. I hope his foot gets better and he stays healthy and strong.



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