Exo Chatroom

China

*Everyone has logged on*

BaoziBuns: How's China!

LuluDeer: It's great! I really missed it, I'm going to see my family later I haven't seen them in ages I'm so happy

SatanSoo: I'm so happy too!

KimKaiii: You're happy for once?

SatanSoo: Tao isn't in the dorm. Of course I'm happy

KungFuPanda: I'm just too fabulous for your *Insert dramatic hair flick*

JongBAE: *Insert resting bitch face while checking out my nails that I painted hot pink while listening to hot pink*

BaoziBuns: Too much Chen. Too much.

ParkingChanyeol: Can one of you get me a present or something? Make it meaningful because you love me.

Suhoe: Chanyeol you were a mistake no one loves you

ParkingChanyeol: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

JongBAE: Memes

ByunBacon: I LOVE YOU CHANYEOL WE WILL TRAVEL THE WORLD TOGETHER AND WE'LL BE THE CUTEST COUPLE AND TAKE CUTE PICTURES TOGETHER AND ANY VIEW WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT!

ParkingChanyeol: BYUN BAEKHYUN IS ALL I NEED HE IS THE KIND OF EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL SUPPORT I NEED

SatanSoo: I want to throw up

ByunBacon: Thanks Kyungsoo you killed the mood

Laynicorn: Guys I'm lost. I'm next to the tree we passed five minutes ago

Mr.Galaxy: I'm literally standing right next to you Lay how are you lost I know where we are!

Laynicorn: Guys help Kris is next to me and we're lost. We're standing next to the tree we passed five minutes ago.

JongBAE: I'm caCKliNg

KimKaiii: Ha no one trusts Kris

Suhoe: Kris you have to take care of my children! I cannot believe you are lost with MY Lay!

Laynicorn: Sorry Suho I don't belong to you. I belong to our lord and saviour Jisoos. That's why I got to church on Sundays.

JongBAE: Memes

JongBAE: Lay who are you in love with?

Laynicorn: I go to church now and I am in love with Jesus

Sehunnie: JESUS!

JongBAE: Memes

Sehunnie: I think they're more vines but okay sure memes.

JongBAE: Whoa you understand the reference! I feel less alone

Sehunnie: No you're still alone. No one understands you

KungFuPanda: Guys Luhan won't let me go into the Gucci store!

LuluDeer: I'm more of a chanel person

KungFuPanda: THIS IS A GUCCI HOUSEHOLD!

JongBAE: More memes

SatanSoo: Oh btw Suga is staying in Kris' room, Leo is staying in Luhan's room, Wonho is staying in Lay's room and Woozi is staying in Tao's room. They promised not to touch anything. I think. Woozi didn't really give me an answer and he seemed to be excited to stay in Tao's room. I probably shouldn't have told him about your martial art weapons.....

KungFuPanda: I DO NOT WANT ANY BLOOD ON THEM AND HE BETTER NOT TOUCH MY GUCCI

SatanSoo: Oh he won't touch your Gucci. Key was over before. I think he took something. He burned his Gucci once.