Impractical Jokers Preferences (Currently Updating)

#50: He Calls You Fat (Part 1)

Sal: "You're such a cow!" He shouts in the midst of an epic fight. Your eyes widen but he stands by his words. "I mean, God! Stop being such a freakin' nag, I can't freakin' stand it! All you do is nag, nag, nag... if you worked out half as much as you nagged, then you wouldn't be so self-conscious," he shouts, tossing a table sideways. You scamper over the couch, launching yourself at him and attach yourself to him before pelting him with your fists. "You lazy, no good, son of a-!" you curse, swinging roughly at his precious face as he struggles to duck out of the way. "You crazy freakin' cow" he shouts back, dodging your hits before you're kicking your legs out and then your falling back to the floor with him atop you. "Stop it" he demands, pushing your hands down by your head and you resist the urge to spit at him. "Screw you!" you snap, wriggling out of his hold before storming from the home.

Brian (Q): "I'm just saying... you don't have her body, that's what they're saying," Brian defends and you scoff. "What's that supposed to mean" you demand, crossing your arms over your chest. "You're not as skinny as her, she was a dancer," he sighs, exhausted at the fight and you glare at him. You launch forward, connecting your fist to his face before wailing on him. He struggles to get a hold of you but you continue to punch him, scratching at him in anger. "She did choreography Brian, that's not dancing," you spit, giving him a swift kick to the shins before storming from the house.

James (Murr): "Screw you James!" you shout, chucking a text book at his head that he dodges just in time. "Freakin' cow" he shouts, ducking as you toss a flower pot at him. "You big hog!" he hisses and you scream. You're attached to him before he has a chance to react, swinging lefts and rights to his face before he's pushing you away. He's struggling to push your off him before you kick him down. "I hate you James!" you scream, tears streaming down your face as you slap him a few more times before storming upstairs.

Joe: "You sure you should be eating that? I mean it's past eleven," he says acknowledging the Ben and Jerry's pint in your hand."Thank you Bob Harper, but I think I'll continue with my ice cream," you say dipping your spoon back into the pint. "Okay but, I was just saying. Didn't want you to get any bigger," he says quietly. "Excuse me?!" You shout as you get up from the couch. "What did you just say?" You continue as you walk over to him. "Nothing," he says walking around you. "Oh no!" You shout grabbing his arm, turning him around. "You aren't going anywhere, what did you just say?"You ask again. When he doesn't answer you backhand him across the face. He turns his face as a red mark immediately begins to show up. "Don't you ever say anything like that to me ever again," you threaten before pushing past him and taking your ice cream to your room.