The Signs and Why They Would Skip School

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by lilybisbee322

by lilybisbee322

                                    
                                              Aries: Cuz skool sux 
                          Taurus: Needs sleep N food
                          Gemini: "There's a video game release today, and if I'm not first in line, I won't be able to get it. Come on, Mom, you have to let me go."

                          Cancer: Cause they are tired and 110% done and need a fucking day
                          Leo: Rly need to catch up on all their fucking homework
                          Virgo: Skips to go to a concert
                          Libra: sssshhhhhhhHHHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIINGG or just to hang with friends
                          Scorpio: Because fuck school (and they need to have a day to just snuggle in a blanket but don't tell anyone that).
                          Sagittarius: To go on an ADVENTURE all the way to the fridge and Netflix
                          Capricorn: Eh, they can make it up later anyways, they have to go find mountains to climb.. salt deposits.. (get it, they're goats? Ok I'll let myself out)
                          Aquarius: There were alien sightings nearby. 
                          Pisces: Fish.
                          I'm Sagittarius, and yes. Exactly. Found on Tumblr. 
                          <3 Lily