Blobfish In The Hunger Games

Part 6- Truce

I slept pretty good during the first night. The only thing that woke my was the sun peaking through the leaves of my roof. My supplies were scattered around the hole in groups depending on their use. I opened the pack of saltines and decided to snack on some, leaving the others for the future.

There were dozens of parachutes outside of my hole. Most of them were from Katniss, Peeta, and Obama. They contained food from the capitol, water, medicine, and small weapons. I stored them in my pack and began walking.

There was a small pond full of fish. Of course I cant kill them because that's cannibalism! Kanye has probably killed a million of them, that cruel human.

My thoughts were interrupted when I heard a branch snap. It was the tribute, Harry Styles, and his ex, Taylor Swift. "I have millions of sponsors and I can save your lives!" I yelled in defense. They looked at each other and nodded.

"Fine, we'll truce. Allies?" the boy asked.

"Whatever. You guys can sleep in my hole. It's cozy." I suggested. They only laughed and speared a fish. I growled thinking about how evil they were. Just like Kanye. I followed them through the forest where they showed me their cave. It was big but based on the small amount of supplies, they didn't have much sponsors. Their stomachs started to growl so the cooked the fish over a small fire. My eyes shifted from Harry's to Taylor's. They were obviously communicating, not verbally, but with their eyes.

A cannon went off. Followed by another one. Another one. Part of me wished that one of them was Kanye but another wanted him alive. I would just have to wait for the anthem to find out. Harry and Taylor started talking about the remaining tributes since they listened to the interviews more than me and knew the tributes better.

"We need food." Taylor said, breaking the silence.

I rolled my eyes. "Thanks, captain obvious." They led me out of the cave where we looked for bushes of berries or wild prey. A squirrel ran up a tree until one of my knifes stabbed it in the stomach. Taylor and Harry were impressed with my skills and helped me hunt more prey. We found a bush of berries that from my knowledge were not poisonous.

We went back to the cave as the sun started to fall down. The cold air was stronger than normal, probably because of the wind increase. Our meal was filling. Too bad it'll be your last... I said in my head, looking at the couple. A grin spread across my face as the light vanished from inside the cave.

"Can you take watch, Barbara?" Taylor asked, cuddling up next to Harry. The sight of them spooning and holding hands made me gag.

"Sure thing."

Pure darkness. Pitch black. I quietly felt around in my pack and grabbed two knives. Then I silently waddled towards them and slit their throats. My first kills. Taylor and Harry. The star crossed lovers from district 4. Multiple parachutes started raining down into the cave. I gathered them up and ran outside, leaving room for the hovercraft. Seven down. Sixteen to go.

An image of a man's shadow appeared on the rock. Kanye.

Blobfish fact: The blobfish can lay up to 9,000 eggs per nest!

I remember leaving fun facts now.