Lmfao Wth ((Hetalia X Male!Reader))

Suck My Chicken Butt!

🐳Quick Note: This Fanfic Contains a motherload of STRONG LANGUAGE and INAPPROPRIATE MATERIAL🐳
You scrolled through Instagram, humming along to (favorite song). You notice that you were tagged in a picture. You decided to check it out, so you stopped everything. (lel i meant walking)

You opened the photo. It was of you. What the hell? Realization hit. Suck._.my._.chicken._.butt (made up account name) was one of your best friends' instagram.

You and Serena Walker (owner of le made up account) along with Marshall Baskin have been BEST friends since who knows when. Probably your parents know, since they are the reason why you guys are bffs

The picture was of your back side, no, not your rear end, the side of your body the rear end is. You turn around and spot Serena. You stick out the middle finger and she laughs "Suck my ass!" She ran ahead of you

You guys ran all the way to Marshalls house. "We're here, buttface!" Serena shouted. A couple moments later he came out of his house "What up home slice?!" You yell right in his ear

"My god.... You guys are LOUD. My mom yelled at ME because YOU GUYS woke her up." He snapped back at you and Serena "Well ssoorrrryy your mom is on her period!" Serena yelled back.

"Can both of you guys shut the hell up!?" Marshall's brother yelled from his second floor window "Sorry!" You slightly yelled back, not sarcastically.

"Lets go biatch" Serena walked down the stairs. Serena was the only girl on your little 'trio' and she acted more like a bro than both you and Marshall

As you entered school, you felt a sense of relief. It was you first day of your second year in high school, and nothing was different. Except the fuck ton of new students.

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Hellu
Is this long or short? Idk. This is kind of like the intro before i add all of the hetalians. Byeeezzz
Peace and Hair Grease,
Senpai Alfred
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