Warning. Im a loser

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Literally every chapter is a trigger warning what am I doing.
I finally escaped my Horrid life. When I wake up, I don't recognize my surroundings weird where am I.  I walk a few yards and a pair of twins bump into me.
"What the fuck bro" the one twin said to me.
"Fuck off, where the hell am I you rats" I screeched back.
"Lmao you wild wyd tho, were in wonderland ya weir dough" the other twin laughed.
I walk away from them and bump into the king of hearts. Can ya guess who it is.  Lolz. It's my no good lousy father what the fuck. I'm in the damn shrubs hiding but he sees me, ordered his Guards  to     Get me. They get me and bring me too him. He looks at me and says "do I know you"
I QUICKLY answer "NO NO NO you don't"
"Anyways your on my property so OFF WITH YOUR HEAD" he roared.
Lmao Thought I was already dead but cool I'm down.
Of course me being an idiot I fucking RUN. Bad choice. They catch me and trough me in a dungeon cool.
Then this damn cat appeared and was being condescending towards me. Saying I'm only worth $1 r00d.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 31, 2016 ⏰

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