Assassin's Androids

Edward - the Pirate Android ①

You opened it and saw the face of...

Edward Kenway.

Oh damn. You admired his face. Yeap, the founding father of the Kenway looks. Pay attention to that golden locks. He is probably the Pirate Rapunzel.

You quickly opened the box to reveal Edward's full figure. He has his Assassin's outfit on. It was the outfit from the game. Minus the Pirate Cloak.

You decided to check the weapons. Even his cutlass. All of them are fake. Fake weapons which means they are toys. Toys for a safety purpose. Including the twin Hidden Blades. Why Ubisoft why. You whined mentally. I know its for safety purpose but why.

In the corner of your eye, you noticed that there was a piece of paper lying next to his left hand which you picked up and you waste no time to read it. It says :

Congratulation on your Assassin's Android. You have Edward James Kenway or should I say Edward Kenway to be yours fully and permantly. He may be hard to adjust seeing he loves booze.

[Because he is a Pirate, Shaun.]

(I know what Pirates are, Rebecca.)

I think you know who is Edward is so I skipped the whole process of explaining it to you. If you don't, then check it up the wikia.

Okay, its time to activate him. You just give him the smell of booze. Like, say rum for an example. Any kind of booze if you have in your home or place.

(The minute I left my computer and this is what you give?)

[Its called a tip, Shaun.]

To properly activate Edward, just say this words; The Jackdaw is a boat or a a ship. Or do whay Rebecca says so. He is a Pirate and they probably going to finish all your drinks.

[Hey Shaun.]

(What is it now?)

[Why is the rum gone?]

(I'm going to ignore you...)

Anyways, after you said those words loud and clear, he will say this words back at you; The Jackdaw is not a boat. It is a ship. A ship can carry a boat, but a boat cannot carry a ship. Its best to make the arguements about boats and ships to him.

And he will be awaken. So I bid you farewell to take care of Captain Edward Kenway.

It ends there. You flipped the page to see if there is anything useful of something nice to do. And it did.

[Rebecca here, if that the booze didn't work. Just splash some sea water and let him expose to the salty air of the beach. He probably miss his ship and his pirate's activities.

Make sure to keep an eye of this guy. He may be a Pirate but Pirates do what they like.

Since you are his Master, he was to follow your orders and do what he is told.]

(Rebecca... From she says, she's quite right. Keep an eye out of him.)

Okay, that was useful and pointless. You checked the box for any other stuff. Besides his Assassin's robes. Other than his assessories you see and placed it neatly on the floor.

After you put all the things away, its time to activate Edward. Rum or words? Rum is easy... You stood up and went to your kitchen. Finding any kind of alcoholic drinks to activated Edward. Good news, you have some. Bad news; they are almost empty. That's probably from you, drowning down your sorrows and grief from the dead charactets you loved deeply or just plain stress.

You managed to find a full and stock Jack Daniel's bottle. You find went to Edward - who was still lying in the box - and kneel besides him. You tried your best to make him sit up so that you could let Edward smell the booze. It wasn't rum but booze is booze.

You did let him sit up and let the opening of the bottle near his nose. It take a while to activated Edward. Edward snatched the bottle away from your hands and began to drink it all.

"Woah, there. Easy on the drink." You said, still amaze by the speed of his drinking. "Okay, you finish them all..." Your voiced lowered.

Edward placed the bottle on the floor before getting out of the box. You take the bottle and let Edward the walk around your place. Your eyes never left the android as he come in and come out from each room of your apartment.

"Where am I?" His Welsh accent cuts the silence of you and your apartment. He was now at the kitchen, searching for more drinks. His head appeared from the door frame. "Are there anymore of that?"

Of 'tha't, he means the Jack Daniel whiskey. You sighed. "I'm (Name)." You introduce yourself to Edward.

"Aye, you are my Master." Edward gave you a smile. His head went back to the kitchen.

You looked at the box and the mess that Edward made. You took out your broom and started to sweep away the mess. Until Edward said what Jack Sparrow said in the movie, Pirates of the Carribean.

"Lass, why is the rum gone?"

《 Synchronization completed 》

Edward Kenway is here! Next is Connor

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