God... who the fuck created alarms any way?! The only time I actually use it is when i throw it at my roommate, Ashton, also known as my best friend since before kindergarten, to wake him up as i'm doing right now. I did a quick maniacal laugh and turned to face his bed. I quickly toss the alarm at him and end up missing the target, hitting him directly in the balls.
I burst out in fits of laughter as he screamed swear words a few seconds after it hits him.
"What the fuck was that for?!" he asks almost in tears me still laughing with my hands on my knees.
"You're late for work," I said shrugging and walk out of the room with him limping around looking for his work clothes.
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I see a tumblr notification on my phone and get really excited seeing theprettyboys posted a video. I begin cringing, I can't watch that in public, I think to myself. An idea pops into my head and what I decide of course is to sneak off into the bathroom with my headphones.
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-Lukey
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Tumblr Boy + Malum
Fanfictionwhere luke and calum like to post naughty pictures on tumblr and michael happens to stumble upon them lowercase intended not edited some chapters may be missing punctuation
