Dante: Hey, sweetheart! How the heck are ya?
Ashburn: Dad, I'm in the middle of being hugged tenderly by a narwhal.
Dante: ...
Ashburn: DON'T JUDGE ME!
(PLZ LEAVE A SUGGESTION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ONE CHARACTER TELLING ANOTHER CHARACTER ABOUT A CHARACTER'S DEATH)
VOUS LISEZ
If MCD Characters could Text
FanfictionOh god... Not one of these... HEY.... IT'S ASHBURN~SAMA... WITH ANOTHER MCD BOOK.... I NEED TO GET A LIFE... A collection of texts that I believe MCD Characters would send if they texted. Texts will also be from the Rising Phoenix Chroni...
