[4] Enemy Goals

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Xavier | Amythyst

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"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number."

"There is something wrong with my fist. It's not in contact with your face."

"We're relationship goals. Literally."

"The only goals we are is enemy goals."

"I love you too."

"You are so annoying. How can I get rid of you, leech?"

"Just for you, baby, just for you. You can't get rid of this hottie."

"Stop calling me baby and stop gesturing towards your body. You look like shit."

"You are in denial, baby."

"..."

"Ignoring your death stare, are you gonna give me your number, Amethyst?"

"Will you stop pestering me then?"

"I'll try."

"Give me your phone!"

"Bossy much?"

"..."

"Okay okay. I'll shut up now. Here's my phone."

"..."

"Okay, babe. See you later."

"I will rip your throat, you idiot."

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