[7] Wise Men

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Xavier | Amythyst

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"Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling. . .Oh fuck. Why would you do that?"


"Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help breaking your face with shoe."

"Sometimes I worry about your mental health."

"..."

"Um. . .So did Professor Parker say something to you?"

"Uh no. Why?"

"Oh. Well you gotta have to tutor me for economic studies."

"WHAT?"

"My ears, woman."

"How can he? Why me?"

"I don't know."

"..."

"Why are you looking at me like I stole your ice cream?"

"But you got an A in economics."

"Oh. . .That. Well haha. I lied?"

"What do I get in return for tutoring an imbecile like you?"

"What do you want, babe?"

"Right now, I want to break your fucking face, you leech."

"Now now, why would you want to break my precious face? You secretly love me so why would you want to destroy my handsome face?"

"Run."

"What?"

"..."

"Ow. What the hell?"

"I warned you."

"..."

"Stop pouting, you idiot."

"Mean."

"So in return for my favour, I want coffee. Daily."

"Okay. . .What? Daily?"

"Yes."

"It's not good for health."

"Well then I can't think of something else. Okay let's do this, I'll tutor you and when I think of something that I want, I'll tell you. Deal?"

"Deal."

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