milkybieber: my mom played the meanest april fools joke on me
milkybieber: she goes, guess whAt paula, i got you some concert tickets and me being me I started crying
milkybieber: she handed me the envelope and it was A FUCKING MORTGAGE BILL WHAT A FLUDGING ASS HOEL
milkybieber: but she felt bad
milkybieber: im so pathetic lmao
milkybieber: if i be totally honest will u be weirded out
milkybieber: not like u read these anyways
milkybieber: sometimes i make out with ur posters
milkybieber: hahaha... april fools
Sent: April 2, 2016
