we were abt 2 left the ric ferm. I stopped 2 load mi bags onto the unicorn when a lil gay boi wear shirt w my glorious fac on it gave up 2 mi and sed "OMG !!11!1!1!!1 it's mr Duncan!!!! canoe exterminate my asshole pls I'm biggest fan !!!!" I told 2 book appoinmnt for asshole exterminashun bc I cnt do that infront of my bbs (Neil Ashtun and lewk).
Wait ???? where is merkel and cerlum?????
"MERKALL!! CURLAM!!! WHERE U @" wi screamed 2 top of lungs.
"what do u mean bob?" my bbs asked me. "2/5 of my bbs r missing we need 2 find them!!!" then all of a sudden the lil gay boy comes bak.. "can I come???" I was like k wat da hell why nOt so he came 2 look for them w us.
We looked around the ric ferm and couldn't find them anywhere. we need 2 find them soon bc my butthole is acting up and I left mY CREAM @ HOME !
as I am still lookin I turn round 2 find merkal and cerlum smASHINg in the ric! they r make babies! #prouddad<33333
"aw they r making my brothers !!! I'm name it Richard" ashtern said as they did the do.
We left the ric ferm finally and let the smashers b in peec. the ride was v bumpy and iterated my butthole every second
"u ok Bub?????" luek asked bc concerned (ok goalz Luke is concerned abt mE) "ya this road is just rlly bumpy and it hurts my southern equator" he nodded bc he's understandable like that.
"what is that????" Neil said to his backpack. "idfk what is that???" his bag is movng. MOVNG. "ur the experimenter Bob u check it out!!!"
wat
wAt
"i. am. extERMINATOR. GET IT RITE"
no 1 ever gets it rite and this makes mi want 2 cri
so I proceed 2 cry like I do in every conflict in mi life and lewk says sorri and I forgive bc come on its luek I want his peepee ok anyway we look in bag and gasp !!!!
"it's lil gay boi!!! totally forgot about him!!!" ashtern screms
"hi friends !!!" gay boi cherps
"wtf why r u here still no gay ppl allowed srry" I tell to gay boi
"but Bub if gay ppl r not allowed on why is neil here?????"
neil begins 2 cri and I'm like wtf???
"no 1 calls my bb gAY KILL YOURSELF UGLY FGT!!!!" I scream and throw him off the unicorns rear bc no 1 tALKS TO MY NINi THAT WAY.
I embrace nini into big hug and we all form the best seat cuddle puddle in back of truck on way home<3333333 was rlly hard 4 me not 2 smash but you know how it is
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Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic
FanfictionBob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Wil...
