"we r hur!" ashtun screemd
"yeyyyyyy!!!" luek screemd 2
we all got out of da van and explored the ric ferm. Twas so kewl!!!! i saw a werker and askd hem
"i wanna werk here gimme a job!"
"YA! GIV HIM A JERB!!" yelled calurm
"okie!"
said the werker. he left wtf
he returned 4 minutes l8r with a hat and a pokie thingy.
"u and ur stoopid frendz go harvst ric"
"OKIE!" we all screemd
we all went to harvst ric it was fun af
"ASHTUN!"
calerm yelled
"WAT!!"
"U FARTED AND THERES A HOLE IN UR BUM AREA IN UR PANTS EWWW!"
"OMG ASHTUN THATS GROSS WE ARENT FRENDZ ANYMOAR!"
luek sed
"YA LUEK IS RITE U ARE A TARD ASHTUN!"
merkerl sed
they all left and ashtun was cryin blood on the ric
"ASHTUN UR GETTIN BLOOD ON THE RIC!"
"U HATE ME TOO BUB DUNT U??!??!"
"NOE I CUD NVR!!"
"I LUV U BUB"
"I LUV U TOO!"
me, ashton, and nini embraced in a hug and we cried. we gave the ric werker the ric and went into out ric huts and nappd
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Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic
FanfictionBob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Wil...
