"Yus Bub it's mi. Ni ni. I've been awaiting u my lov"
HE JUST CALLED ME HIS LOV OH EM GEE WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED
"Why hav u bin watin 4 mi?"
I was much confuse, i was such wow.
"Bc I reed ur mend nd I luh you and i wil mke ur dreem of bein a ric farmur cum troo. nd ur butthole condishun to go awayhey so cum wif me on my jurney to narnia Bub plz"
omg
my dream is cumin troo
i could just shove a fork in my bumhole right now
but i wont bc ow
"fullow mi Bub"
He then motioned toward the cafe and his unicorn started to walk toward it, him on its bum. I walked behind the unicorn to fullow, and we were led onto a tropical beach place that was also acrossed with Jamaica boB MARLEY 420 BTCHES
"Bub.... welcum tu narnia"
such big, much weed. wow.
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Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic
FanfictionBob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Wil...
