Pinkie: Hii Dashie!!
Rainbow: wut?
Pinkie: didnt you know that youre absolutely terrible-
Rainbow: Pfft, I'm actually awesome
Pinkie: You didn't let me finish!
Rainbow: Do go on
Pinkie: You are absolutely terrible at love and relationships.
Rainbow: well that didn't offended me.
Pinkie: but you are good looking too! I knew I saw a boy in school that likes you.
Rainbow: Oh, its just my fans.
Pinkie: Nu-uh
Rainbow: what?
Pinkie: i called you here cause I'm teaching you about relationships.
Rainbow: but you're single
Pinkie: shut upppp.
Rainbow: Sorry, I'm too busy being awesome.
Pinkie: but you have to!
Rainbow: I'm not interested in those things. Cause those things are for not-so awesome people.
Pinkie: Lesson 1; be friend with him.
Rainbow: I'm already friends with everyone
Pinkie: Lesson 2; Talk to him
Rainbow: isn't that supposed to be Lesson 1?
Pinkie: Lesson 3; flirt
Rainbow: Woah woah woah i'm not doing that.
Pinkie: Lesson 4; go on a date
Rainbow: that doesn't make sense at all.
Pinkie: Yeah it does.
Rainbow: No it's not
Pinkie: so you practically know how to talk and befriend with a guy do might as well teach you flirting.
Rainbow: but you're single!
Pinkie: okay, do you have any good flirty talk
Rainbow: The last time I checked my keyboard, i noticed that "u" and "i" are always together.
Pinkie: Nah! It won't impress someone. You have to make it cool.
Rainbow: Well what do you know about this, when you're single!
Pinkie: I know everything about this stuff.
Rainbow: well how about Rarity?
Pinkie: Nah she's too cheesy.
Rainbow: -_- why are we talking about this again?
Pinkie: for you to get in a relationship!
Rainbow: But I don't need it!
Pinkie: every girl should know how to fall in love.
Rainbow: and you're single!
Pinkie: But I do know how to fall in love
Rainbow: just get on with that damn pick up line.
Pinkie: I want to be your teardrop; born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.😘
Rainbow: So does that mean I have to kiss a guy?
Pinkie: No! It's called flirting
Rainbow: I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?
Pinkie: 😐
[Pinkie Pie added Soarin Skies to the chatroom]
Rainbow: Hey Pinkie should I repeat it?
Pinkie: Oh I didn't see it.
Rainbow: I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?
Soarin: What?
[Pinkie Pie has left the chatroom]
Rainbow: Soarin? What are you doing here??
Soarin: Pinkie Pie added me. And what's with the pick up line?
Rainbow: Uh, bye!!
