Sunset: Dash
Sunset: Lmao why'd you reject Zephyr's ass like that
Rainbow: because
Rainbow: I d o n t l i k e h i m
Rainbow: No offense fluttershy
Fluttershy: it's fine
Pinkie: he was like asking you out to go to the mall, dash, tsk, tsk, that's so rude
Twilight: I'm sorry but how is it rude ?
Pinkie: well duh! If someone loves you you gotta love them back!
Rainbow: HE'S UNLOVABLE. NO PINKIE YOU DONT GET IT
Fluttershy: v tru
Rarity: well i do agree but if he was .. ?
Rainbow: I still won't because someone else is hotter than him
Pinkie: OOH MIND TELLING US WHO IT IS?
Rainbow: no
Pinkie: Why not ????????
Rainbow: because you'll scream it
Pinkie: I KEEP A PINKIE SECRET OMG
Rainbow: that's a still a no cause that's my privacy
Twilight: wow now you're talking about privacy hmm well I recall you adding Flash to this groupchat
Rainbow: That was last year bruh move on why don't you go to timber
Twilight: shut up
Rarity: YOU MUST TELL US
Rainbow: nO
Sunset: why are we talking about Dash's relationships anyway
Applejack: cause it's unlikely for her to like someone?
Pinkie: it's totally normal to like someone duh
Applejack: that's not what I meant
Rainbow: would y'all stop talking about my life now
Twilight: then tell us why you don't date
Rainbow: everyone mostly is single so
Twilight: just tell us
Rainbow: because
Rainbow: I have a b o y f r i e n d
Pinkie: WHAT
Fluttershy: Oh my
Twilight: HOW
Rarity: I'm gonna faint
Sunset: how the heck do you have a boyfriend
Pinkie: DASHIE WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND
Rainbow: I WAS JOKING STOP
Pinkie: hmmmmmm well who was this person hotter than Zephyr?
Rainbow: pinkie, do you know what privacy means?
Pinkie: I don't care you need to tell me!
Rainbow: CYA
Pinkie: NO DONT GO OFFLINE
Rarity: she's offline now
Applejack: i think I know who it is
Pinkie: who!??!?!?
Applejack: I'm not gonna tell y'all, let Dash tell us
Twilight:thank you applejack
Pinkie: I'm gonna find this myself
