When your house is on fire while you are away
Got7 - Husband
• [C/N] = Child's name
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↞Jb↠
Jb: Honey
You: Yeah
You: Awww miss me already
Jb: No
You: what?! How rude
Jb: No it's just that...
You: that what?
Jb: our house is on fire
You: WHATT!?! HOW CAN YOU STAY SO CALM?!!?
Jb: I don't have time to press the uppercase button
Jb: fyi I'm also freaking out
You: you don't sound like it
You: is [C/N] out of the house!!??
Jb: yeah she's crying outside
You: are you out?!?!
Jb: no I'm still the house texting you
You: GET OUT PABO AND CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!!
↞Mark↠
Mark: The
Mark: house
Mark: is
Mark: on
You: what?
Mark: FIRRRRRE
You: WHATTT?!??
You: DID YOU CALL 911!!!
Mark: yep they're extinguishing the fire now
You: OMG MARK YOU SCARED ME!!
You: How's [C/N]
Mark: she's fine
Mark: she fell asleep on my lap
↞Yugyeom↠
Yugyeom: OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Yugyeom: IM ON FIRE
Yugyeom: [C/N] IS ON FIRE
You: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!
Yugyeom: yes
Yugyeom: HAHAAHHA I bet you fell for it
Yugyeom: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
You: ITS NOT EVEN APRIL!!!!
↞Bambam↠
Bambam: [Y/N] HELP MEEEE
You: what?
Bambam: there's a fire in the house!!
You: WhAT?!?!
You: SERIOUSLY!?!
You: you always cause trouble when I'm away!!!
Bambam: help （)'д'(）
You: where did the fire spread
Bambam: what?
You: how big is the fire
Bambam:
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Bambam: not big
You: are you kidding me
You: why did I even marry you
↞Youngjae↠
Youngjae: this house is on FIIIIIIRRRRE
You: this house is on WHAT?!?!
Youngjae: oops let me retype that
You:????
Youngjae: this girl is on FIIIIIIRRRRE
↞Jr↠
Jr: [Y/N] we might have to find a new house
You: huh? Why?
Jr: because our house burned down
Jr: don't worry [C/N] is safe
You: HOW DID OUR HOUSE FREAKING BURN DOWN???!??!!!
You: ur so dead when I get home
Jr: we don't have a home anymore
You: ARE YOU-
↞Jackson↠
Jackson: HELP IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
You: what's wrong now
Jackson: our house is on fire!!!!!
You: HOW DID YOU SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!??!
Jackson: I was lighting birthday candles and then one of them burned our carpet and then the rest of the house caught on fire
You: WHY WERE YOU LIGHTING BIRTHDAY CANDLES!?!?
Jackson: because today is my birthday....
