When they are drunk and they text you
Got7 - Younger Uncle
•Samchon = Uncle
•Eomma = Mom
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↞Youngjae↠
Youngjae: yo yo yo
You:??
Youngjae: wassup Youngjae in de houssssse
You: Samchon?
You: what are you doing
Youngjae: I'm frying
You: your frying?
Youngjae: yeah I can see my house from here
You: wut?
You: WAIT!! SAMCHON ARE YOU GOING TO JUMP!!!?!???!
You: DONT JUMP ILL CALL EOMMA RIGHT NOW
Youngjae: let me hear you sayyyyyy
Youngjae: FLYYYYYY
↞Jr↠
Jr: hey therd my lil neiec
You: you mean niece
Jr: yea wutever
You: Samchon are you ok?
Jr: CHeErs
You: are you drunk??
Jr: yeah
You: should i call someone to pick you up??
Jr: noe
You: I'll call eomma
Jr: DONT TRELL YO MOM!!!
↞Jb↠
Jb: ...
You: ......
Jb: .................
You: .............................................................................................
Jb: ALRIGHT YOU WANNA CONTEST
You: ...................................................................................................................................................................................
*He types too hard and it causes him to drop his phone. Now his phone has a crack.
Jb: ITS ALL U FALLT
Jb: NOW I GOT CRACK
Jb: I NEED FIX PHONE
Jb: YOU PAY
You: but I'm broke😭😭
Jb: I SAY YOU PAYYY!!!!!
↞Jackson↠
Jackson: sup lil girl
You: who's this
Jackson: u no my name gurl
You: Samchon??
Jackson: dats me
You: what happened to you
Jackson: wut u mean wut happen
Jackson: I'm living in Jacksonville from now on
Jackson: bye suckas
You: you can tell that to eomma
Jackson: no plee dont
(Whenever I type the name Jackson, Jacksonville pops up so I had to include it😂😂😂)
↞yugyeom↠
Yugyeom: akjlsldkenjdsnmslamsjdmsmdbddjndbdjddnnendbdnfnfnjejendnf
You: Samchon??
Yugyeom: hfbwihbdiybfvKshbfygevatk.aernvnxnvdnvkudhfvout
You: are you drunk??
Yugyeom: who you callring drunk huh
Yugyeom: u too young to understund
You: whatever
Yugyeom: dun wutever mee ok
Yugyeom: u just jealous
You: of wut?
Yugyeom: of I'm old enough to drrink and U cant
↞Mark↠
Mark: sup
You: sup
Mark: my head herts
You: maybe because you drank too much
Mark: ho do yu no
You: eomma told me to stay home while she picks you up because your drunk
Mark: SHES COMING??
You: yeah your busted
Mark: oh shet I see her now
↞Bambam↠
Bambam: [Y/N]
You: yeah?
Bambam: you wanna drinku with samchon
You: Samchon I'm too young to drink
Bambam: it's ok I won't tell your eomma
You: you won't but I will
Bambam: will wut
You: tell eomma that your drinking
Bambam: nuuuuuuu pls keep it a secret
You: 50 bucks and I'll keep my mouth shut
Bambam: y u threaten mee
Bambam: I'm so nice to uuu
You: ughhh fine
You: 10 bucks
You: keep it or leave it
Bambam: ughhh fine
