Tommy: my roommate just flushed my fish down the toilet
Aaron: wtf why?
Tommy: because he's a bîtch tit
Aaron: "bîtch tit?"
Tommy: yes
Tommy: he is the tit of a bitch
Aaron: left or right
Tommy: left
Tommy: he doesn't deserve the right
Aaron: do I deserve the right?
Aaron: I TAKE THE BACK
Aaron: IT SOUNDED INAPPROPRIATE
Tommy: omg
Tommy: you're so innocent
Aaron: no I'm not
Tommy: yes you are
Aaron: how?
Tommy: did u just really ask me how?
Aaron: yeah
Tommy: I have to go clean the dishes
Tommy: sorry It won't take long
