Ch.4 Krillin Visits

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On sunday Gohan was working one of the cash register and He watches as an obese bald midget walks up to the counter. The midget says "its been too long." Gohan replies with "do I know you." The midget says "you dont remember me?" Gohan then shouts at the top of his lungs "stranger danger, I dont know you," then Gohan punches the midget in the testicles. The midget fell to floor in pain, so Gohan decides to jump on his face. The midget reacts with " please....stop...jumping...on my face.." Gohan stops and decides to grab a customer and beat him with it. Gohan then beats the midget senseless with a 5 year old child. Then the midget says stop, its me krillin. Gohan said oh hi krillin. Then Gohan threw a peach at krillins testicles. Then krillin went wobling home crying like a little bitch. Gohan says "there are some weird ass people at this shit house." Then Gohan walked home. Gohan was offered some cocaine, but then Gohan killed the drug dealer and stole all his money. The money was $1.25 it was enough to buy a hard shell taco at taco bell. Gohan went home and slept dreaming about beating midgets. The sleep was very deserved.

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