Le Crew Madness [Status]

3.

So since I found the perfect coffins for my funerals.

Pinterest has been kind. I'm a little creeped out that they have coffin pages but oh well

This is Danae's:

It's so fabulous, she can just be chucked in the ocean and become one with the seaweed and stuff.

The people are optional

And for Killian you can just place him in this egg thingy:

Then put him in a giant slot machine for funsies.

It'll be so great:

"Oh yeah I won!"

*giant corpse rolls out*

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