The Zodiac Book

The Signs As Parent Saying #2

Aries ~ "I brought in this world and I can take you right the fuck out" (Damn😮)

Taurus ~ "There are people around the world STARVING and you're crying about disliking carrots!!"

Gemini ~ "Whatever the hell you're doing, don't get caught cause I didn't see anything😉"

Cancer ~ "I'M STILL WAITING FOR A HUG AND KISS GOODNIGHT!!"

Leo ~ "Somebody else can make dinner I do to much around here"

Virgo ~ "How was school? I'm just kidding I called your teacher so I know everything"

Libra ~ "But my feet are hurting from woooooork, can you please do the laundry for mommy/daddy? I'll pay you?"

Scorpio ~ "Seems like you're hiding something....Don't worry I'll find out later"

Sagittarius ~ "Do you have to go everywhere with me?"

Capricorn ~ "You wanna end up dead? Do that again!"

Aquarius ~ "What do you think people were like when it first rained? Like, "OH SHIT THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!"

Pisces ~ "I was at the store and saw something that reminded me of you"

Btw Happy Mothers Day!!