Aries ~ "I'll brofist your asshole"
Taurus ~ "Maybe you wanna quit when things fail but you can't just fail when things quit"
Gemini ~ "In sweden we wear carpets as hats"
Cancer ~ "I'm on my period" (WTF)
Leo ~ "There you are cheese tits" (again wtf)
Virgo ~ "You're asian so i trust you"
Libra ~ "Believe in yourself you can do anything! Lol jk you'll probably die"
Scorpio ~ "Roses are red, violets are blue, eat a dick" (Lol)
Sagittarius ~ "I guess its ok for people to have opinions, even though yours is fucking wrong!!"
Capricorn ~ "Ain't nobody getting through my flappy hole"
Aquarius ~ "Don't use a tampon if you are a boy"
Pisces ~ "Don't be a salad, be the best goddamn broccoli you could ever be!"
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The Zodiac Book
RandomThis is my first book about the zodiac signs. Please vote and comment what you want for the next chapter. •I do not own anything in this book P.S I am a cancer Zodiac if anyone was wondering♋
