Aries ~ "One, Two, Three I declare war on *flips coin* ENGLAND!"
Taurus ~ "And uh, to celebrate the third day with no rain, WE SHALL FEAST!!"
Gemini ~ "Tell the king of Spain to fuck with me cause I don't like his trading policy!"
Cancer ~ "TOWN MEETING, I want to hold every newborn baby"
Leo ~ "Lets dedicate an entire month to my birthday, we shall turn up every night and everyone will feast, even peasants"
Virgo ~ "Shhh leave me alone, I'm planning my next world war"
Libra ~ "I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new outfit and lets throw a ball tonight!"
Scorpio ~ "Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me" (WTF SCORPIO)
Sagittarius ~ "National get shit faced day, am I rite?"
Capricorn ~ "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Aquarius ~ "Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now!"
Pisces ~ "I don't want to go to war, cant everyone get along and be happy? LOOK AT HOW MANY KITTIES I HAVE IN MY PALACE!"
CZYTASZ
The Zodiac Book
LosoweThis is my first book about the zodiac signs. Please vote and comment what you want for the next chapter. •I do not own anything in this book P.S I am a cancer Zodiac if anyone was wondering♋
