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EVIL CAT!!!!!!!!

All right, I love cats but they can be SO FREAKIN EVIL!!!!!!!!!

My cat, Mila, likes to creep up on my desk while I do my homework. This particular time, I had a leftover thing of sushi on it and as I told her to get off, she jumped up and ran off my desk, but her back paw pushed against the box and the remains of the food in there CATAPULTED INTO THE AIR!

Cat tears out of room and doesn't come back in for five minutes. 

Evil Voice In My Head: Well... Alex, how do you love her now? 

Me: Ha ha, definitely more than I even vaguely appreciate you. 

Evil Voice In My Head: You don't like me. 

Me: THAT NOT MEH POINT!