It's Complicated

Prenup Photoshoot

"Love are you ready?"

"Yes. One minute!" she shouted.

"You've got everything you need?"

"Ahuh." she answered when she opened the door.

"So your photoshoot is at 10 am, mine is 2 pm? Right?"

"Right love. Don't be late okay?"

"Ofcourse. This is a very important event, the real memories starts here."

"Aw, honey you're so sweet!"

"Thank you, are you sure you don't want me to go with you? I can shower and change clothes in just 5 minutes."

Glaiza laughed, "Honey, I told you, you are not allowed to see me in a gown. Baka mamaya hindi matuloy kasal natin nyan!" she caress my cheek.

"Okay." This superstition is pissing me off this passed few days.

"Love, ayaw mo bang masurprise sa wedding natin?"

"Its not that, hay, okay okay. I'll wait til our wedding. And its just not that, 'course I want to drive you there so I'll know that you arrive safe."

"You are so sweet. But no thank you, you have to prepare also."

"Okay."

"Cheer up. I love you."

"I love you too. Take care."

..

"Kat? Hello?"

What the?

"Why are you moaning?! Are you having a morning sex?"

"You're such an accuser! Ahh! hmm!"

"Ew! I'll call you later."

"No! No! Speak now, what is it? Hunn."

"You're gross Katrina!"

"Why? Don't tell me Glaiza isn't moaning, well, I understand, you suck in making love."

"Are you really sure about that?"

She paused for a moment,

"I almost forgot, you're the greatest playgirl in the world."

"Wait, bakit ba napunta usapan natin dyan? Ang baboy mo kasi! Sinagot mo tawag ko nakikipag sex ka pala."

"Ofcourse, mamaya dyan emergency pala. So what is it?"

"I'm having my prenup photoshoot. Please come with me."

"Cum with you?" Katrina smirked on the other line.

"Katrina! I swear! I'll hung this up."

"Sorry! Sorry!" she laughed.

"Come with me okay? Be here at 12."

"I'm cumming Rhi!" she shouted.

I hung up.

Fuck that Katrina!

..

"Why are you late?!"

"Rhian please, kakatapos ko lang labasan ng anim na beses. Atsaka, nanghihingi ka lang ng pabor no! Galing mo talaga!"

"..."

"Oh di ba! Hindi ka makasagot!"

"Halika na nga!"

..

"Why isn't Glaiza answering my calls? Her shoot was done 1 hour ago."

"Maybe she's flirting with the photographer! Ouch! Don't punch me!! Thats why I said 'maybe' !"