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3. lame jokes

Steven: guyyyyyssssss

Izzy: what do you want Steven??

Steven: I want a friend!

Duff: you have friends Steve

Steven: DUFF!!!

Axl: what is happening here?

Izzy: nothing new

Slash: HELLO BITCHEZ

Steven: now that we are all together I have an announcement

Duff: what is it??

Steven: I'm official in love

Slash: official?

Izzy: I think Duff fell off the chair
Axl: Steven that's bullshit

Slash: duff, u ok man?

Duff: I'm still laughing

Axl: lmao

Izzy: steve, your jokes are worse than duffs

Duff: hey, my jokes are funny

Axl: of course they are

Slash: axl I think u have to start cleaning the sarcasm off ur arse. I can smell it from here

Duff: stop making fun of my good jokes

Steven: guys?

Axl: then tell me a joke, a good one please

Duff: what do you call a cheese that's not yours?

Izzy: oh no

Duff: natcho cheese

Axl: that was lame

Duff: it was good, admit it!

Steven: GUYS!!

Slash: wat steve

Steven: stop ignoring me!!!! >:(

Steven: as I was saying, I'm in love

Izzy: steve, how are you so sure you're in love?

Axl: I think he bough a new can of beer and fell in love

Steven: not cool man

Slash: dick move

Steven: there's this girl who's hot as fuck on a strip club and she offered me a lap dance. I didn't have to pay! I think she likes me back

Duff: I think Steven has too much internet

Slash: he should go out more often

Izzy: hey steve

Steven: what?

Izzy: wanna go to the park?

Steven: no thanks man. I'm going to meet up with Samantha. She told me if I bough her lunch she would give me other lap dance. Maybe a blowjob too

Duff: O=O

Izzy: O.o

Steven: bye guys

[Steven is offline]

Axl: what was that??

Slash: Steven needs help. I think it's too much coke

Izzy: poor child

Duff: strippers... you can't trust them

Axl: no, Steven just needs to grow up

Slash: I think he has something in his eyes that is making him blind so he can't see she just wants his money

Izzy: I call it love

Axl: izzy, your copying Steve's jokes, stop

Slash: duff fell off again

Duff: this is pointless

Izzy: what?

Duff: chairs, this evil things were made to make me fall

Slash: that's stupid wtf

Izzy: duff, no more coke or vodka for you

Duff: but mom!!

Izzy: no buts!

Slash: eheh butts

Duff: butt

Izzy: you're grounded

Duff: fine! *slams the door shut*

[Duff is offline]

Axl: have you guys been on drugs lately?

Slash: what's a drug?

Izzy: drugs? Why do you say that? No! Never!

Axl: lol, you can stop, I can see the remains of coke from here

Slash: so why did u ask?

Axl: it was a joke!

Slash: a lame one

Izzy: true tho

Axl: you guys are annoying as fuck!

[Axl is offline]

Slash: holy shit, he's pissed off

Slash: I'm out for the night bye

[Slash is offline]

Izzy: this guys need to slow down with the coke

[Izzy is offline]

A/N: hello

((They are hot bye))