9. vacations

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CutePuppy: hey guys, you know what we should do?

SmolDuffy: what?

CutePuppy: Go on vacations!

[BigSnake is online]

BigSnake: I saw the word vacation on my notifications, what's happening here?

SmolDuffy: Steven said we should go on vacations

CutePuppy: Yeah! it would be so cool!!!

BigSnake: I'm in! Where are we going?

CutePuppy: how about Miami?

SmolDuffy: Worst place ever. Yall don't see the memes? people from florida are crazy man

BigSnake: duff, a meme is not a news source.

SmolDuffy: well it is. There's memes with news headline about crazy shit

SmolDuff: look!

BigSnake: man wtf

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BigSnake: man wtf

SmolDuffy: I told you, people in florida are fucking nuts

CutePuppy: guys we're getting side tracked!!

CutePuppy: We where to discuss our new vacations destination not memes!

CutePuppy: ((although it was hilarious btw))

SmolDuffy: let's go to cuba! I always wanted to be at the beach, being sunkissed while i drink mojitos and cuban music plays

CutePuppy: actually cuba sounds great

BigSnake: a time off in cuba really does sound nice

[SexyMotherfucker is online]

SexyMotherfucker: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE???

SexyMotherfucker: I HAD A  GIRL ALMOST SUCKING MY COCK BUT SHE LEFT BECAUSE MY PHONE DIDN'T STOP BUZZING

SexyMotherfucker: YALL OWN ME A BLOWJOB

[No is online]

No: Just saw a girl who didn't have a very pleased look on her face passing by me in the living room and leaving the house.

No: Why?

BigSnake: sorry axl, but i ain't giving you a blowjob

SexyMotherfucker: OH YEAH, I FORGOT YOU ONLY DO THAT TO DUFF

No: well, that escalated quickly. 

No: Can someone explain me what the hell is going on?

BigSnake: hey man, stop shouting

BigSnake: rude

SmolDuffy: we were just trying to get us some vacation

SmolDuffy: not my fault you're dumb enough to not mute your phone when you're about to get sucked off

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