Body: YES. Brain: NO.

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Me on my bed: Okay, body. It's time to move. 6:25. School today. Now go and move please.

Body: NOPE. CUZ BRAIN SAYZ NO.

Me: Come onnnn! 6:26. Let's get a move on, legs! Push me up, arms!

Body: BRAIN ES MASTER. BRAIN SES SLEEP. SLEP NOW.

Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY-

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