Random Problems People Shouldn't But Probably Might Have

Stealthy on the Street.

Me: *carrying important document*
         *drops it on street* OH NO.

Person: *steps on the paper*

Me: NO. PLEASE NO.

Other people: *step on paper*

Me: NOOOO. I HAVE TO PICK IT UP. *attempts to quickly pick paper up as someone steps on it*

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.

Me: NOOO I AM DOOMED FOR LIFE. THAT WAS MY VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT --

I can't think of an important document that someone would carry without proper protection, like a folder.