Random Problems People Shouldn't But Probably Might Have

Teeth are Death in a Classroom.

Classmate: Can I borrow a pencil?

Me: Sure. *gives BRAND NEW pencil*

*End of day*

Classmate: Thanks! Here, you can have your pencil back.

Me: *looks at chewed up pencil with the eraser wiped of the face of the earth* Um, you can keep it.

Classmate: No, it's yours! You keep it. *places on my desk*

Me: Um, thanks. (WHAT DID THIS GUY DO TO MY PENCIL IT'S DEAD.) *picks pencil by tip and carefully throws in garbage* (NEVER LETTING GUYS BORROW PENCILS AGAIN.)