SpongeBob: (Runs inside panting) *Snaps fingers* Piece of cake.
Squidward: So you're not afraid?
SpongeBob: *walks past Squidward with pride* Pfff Nah.
Squidward: Well I am. Especially after *takes gulp* well.... You know.
SpongeBob: *Turns around and asks worriedly* What? What do I know?
Squidward: You don't remember?! It was all over the news!
SpongeBob: Tell me! Tell me!
Squidward: No, no, no, I probably shouldn't. It would ruin the night shift for you. *mischievous smile*
SpongeBob: *bounces up and down* What happened, what happened, what happened!
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... the Hash- Slinging Slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash- bringing hasher?
Squidward: The Hash- Slinging Slasher.
SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
Squidward: Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher. But, most people just call him The Ha *breaks into scream* because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM!
SpongeBob: *Begging* Tell me the story!
Squidward: Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook - just like you - only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties ...it happened.
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand by mistake.
SpongeBob: You mean like this? *Pulls one of his arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place* Or like this? Or this? *does it again* Or this? But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or...
Squidward: *interrupts* Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: *ask with all his extra hands creating a rainbow-like line* So?
Squidward: SO IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!
SpongeBob: *Screams* OH, NO! *all his extra arms lift their hands upwards and run away*
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~Colette 🍭💛
