HamilSON: george
washingfun: ...
HamilSON: sir
Washingfun: yes what is it
HamilSON: did you hack into my phone
Washingfun: what gave you that idea
HamilSON: ??? Ur the only one that calls me son
Washingfun: you got me there
Washingfun: it was just sitting on the table
Washingfun: you don't even change the password ever
HamilSON: i hAVE THINGS TO DO I CANT CHANGE MY PASSWORD EVERY DAY LIKE BURR
Washingfun: weellll,,, if you didn't turn all your homework into a three page essay you might have time
Washingfun: or if you weren't busy flirting with everything that moves
HamilSON: alright that's a l o w b l o w
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