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IMPOSSIBILITIES OF THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue
put your tongue back in your mouth you fool.

10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU    1. you are reading this 2. you are human 3. you can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips 4. you just attempted to do it 6. you are laughing at yourself 7. you have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5 8. you just checked to see if there is a number 5
9. you laugh at this because you are a fool and everyone does it too 10. you are probably going to share this and see who else falls for it

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