Things you must try on an elevator
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
-Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
-Meow occasionally
-Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror. "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
-Say DING at each floor
-Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is your personal space.
-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
-Call out a group hug, then enforce it.
