When China wakes up...

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by Koolaid--

by Koolaid--

China: *wakes up strapped to a chair in a cage full of pandas*

China: ....

Hong Kong: I bet 20 yen that China is gunna go bezerk.

Japan: I bet 20 dorra that China-san isn't going to.

China: *face slowly changes into a smile*

Hong Kong: Like Totally get ready Japan-

China: SWEET JESUS OF FUCKING PANDAS-ARUU!!

China: PANDASSSSSSSSSSSSS PANDASSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHXBDJBDIANXJBHCKSNXJDHDBXJSNDIDB *tries to break out of chair*

Hong Kong: *smiles slylly to Japan* Gimme that 20 yen.

Japan: Fuck!

China: *breaks out of Chair* PANDAAAA!!

Hong Kong: sWEET FUCKING JESUS HES OUT. THE 4,000 YEAR OLD MAN IS OUT MOTHERFUCKERS. TAKE COVERRRRRRR!!!

Japan: .....

China: *bezerk of Panda syndrome*

China: HAHAHAHAAH PANDA-ARUU!!!

Hong Kong: *cries in emo corner*