China: I shall never be yours wtf you talkin' about?? *slaps Russia*
Russia: Wha-- *slowly falls from the slap*
Russia: hello darkness my old frienddd...
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Hetalia Crack #5™
FanfictionSince you asked so nicely... Heres HetaCrack #5 omfg 5!! Wow bruh... WoW.
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China: I shall never be yours wtf you talkin' about?? *slaps Russia*
Russia: Wha-- *slowly falls from the slap*
Russia: hello darkness my old frienddd...