Hetalia Crack #5™

3rd of July Vs the 4th

•3RD•

America: •yawns• .... I hate life- im sO BOrED-

•4th•

America: •sLAMS OpEN ENGLAnD'S DOOR AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING•

America: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, MOTHERFUCKERRR!!?

England: wTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?! ITS BLOODY 4:00 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

America: WRONG, THE DAY I WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR, MOTHERFUCKER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAJAJA

England: 💢💢💢💢 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AMERICAA!!