[here's a longer chapter but if I get a thousand views I'll write a really good chapter for once]
[semi-spoiler: I mean really good chapter as in there is going to be a huge plot twist]
"It's been a minute."
and within that, I left.
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After I left my Alex boy, I rushed to the bathroom at walmart right away. I didn't want to go back to Target because it reminded me too much of my broken love. Thinking about him makes me want to cry, I can't I cheated on him.
We r over </3
okie dokie enough about Alex bc it really is time to change my menstrual product.
I opened the tampon package and it turns out that all, and I mean ALL of the 20 tampons in the box was FaKE!!!
I ScReAMED.
Literally what is in the box was just a bunch of rolled up papers.
I took one out and unrolled it, it has Alex's handwriting on it in sharpie.
it reads, Alexandra bby i miss u hunnie ~ Alex
Ugh what does this boi want I am done with him
I am so so so so So SO SOOOOO mad at him rn
I freaking paid three dollars for this whole box and this is what he gives me:
FAke rolled up papers (tampons)
I really can't deal with this anymore because literally I can't walk outside without a menstrual product or else I will LEAK out bllod (oh no)
Instead I just shoved the roll of paper up my va jay-jay and carried on with my day.
Oooooh they r sooo comfy
I don't feel bad for Alex at all hahahaha :D
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I go home but then I hear groans in my bedroom. wTF?
I grab my katana from my vase in the hallway of the first floor.
I ran up the stairs, tripping, but still running (DASI RUN RUN RUN)
More groans, moans, and screaming cam from inside my room. "TF is someone having smut in MY rOOM!"
I opened the door, my katana close to my chest.
"ALEX."
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Alex From Target Is My Love
FanfictionHave you ever met someone from Target that you've deeply fell in love with? It was love at first sight. From the moment when he scanned my items, I was love struck.